“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”
I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER
I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR
I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS
I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE
I KILLED MY DOG. HIS NAME WAS CHEWY.
I CAN MAKE ALL THIS DAMN STEW.
Not all of these work but a lot do and I really like it
now i cant even remember the real lyrcs
It’s the rose garden filled with thorns part I think. I can’t remember either 😭
i got it, its the “i can make all the tables turn”
Or is it 😝
Knowing it’s real means you gotta make a decision.
One, keep denying it. Or two, do something about it.
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
Koop
This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost
ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i can’t risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I can’t risk it
Fuck sorry guys I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
2.8 million notes
CANT RISK IT
OH MY FUCKING GOSH 😭
bruh this third time this shit came on my dash and its only been 5 minutes. STOP.
I hate this 🙄
fuck the creator of this post
https://openstaxcollege.org
FUCK CAPITALISM! This didn’t cost tax payers anything. You don’t need to be a governing body with a police force to do decent things.
THANK
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